Meme

[oppositionwalks]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I helped blenderteen hide a body (-173 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In October I didn't flush (-1 points). Last month I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Friday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, made_you_blink (-5000 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5256 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, oppositionwalks

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